This Got Me….

Posted in Funny on April 5th, 2011 by James

To Smile….

Funny shit, well I thought at the time anyway.

Funny!

Posted in Funny on January 20th, 2011 by James

So True!

Fishing Joke

Posted in Funny on September 9th, 2010 by James
Fishing Joke

Joke I found on the KSL message boards.

A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there
with dark shades on.
She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says, “Ma’am I’m blind,but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.” She didn’t believe him,but dropped it on the counter anyway.

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hahahahaha….

Posted in Funny on June 13th, 2010 by James

Steve Jobs is a goon!

A Joke.

Posted in Funny on January 31st, 2010 by James
A Joke.

Got this in my email this morning, and thought it was pretty funny.

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking
the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you
buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
there’s too little left to be of any use?”

“Good question,”
noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage
company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”

“Oh,”
replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What
about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over
after setting a cast on a patient?”

“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO,
realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an
unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the
manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
plaster.”

“I
see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”

“Here,
too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year
they send us a complete dick.”

Silly Picture About Facebook

Posted in Funny on December 28th, 2009 by James

hahahah….

Posted in Funny on December 19th, 2009 by James

hahaha, funny picture. Well I thought so anyway.

A Joke For You…

Posted in Funny on October 25th, 2009 by James
A Joke For You...

Something I just read in a message board.

Two Mexicans were working this scam. First Mexican sits outside shopping mall with a box and a sign “Need money to feed wife and six kids”. At the end of the day he returns home with $25 in dollar bills and change. 2nd Mexican walks in with box full of tens and twenties plus all pockets stuffed and smoking a big cigar. First mex is dumbfounded and asks why 2nd mex got so much more money than he. 2nd mex smiles and answers “Because I set up at a truckstop with this sign”…. Need $20 bucks more for family bus fare back to Mexico.

Funny Picture

Posted in Funny on August 16th, 2009 by James

Funny picture that a co-worker sent to me.

Click the link.

Funny Stuff I Tell Ya

Posted in Funny on June 20th, 2009 by James

Sometime Jason aim to me today. I thought it was pretty funny. Here ya go.