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Bill Foster: What are you doing to the street?
Construction Worker: We’re fixing it! What the hell does it look like?
Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. You’re telling me the street fell apart in two days?
Construction Worker: (sarcastically) Well I guess so.
Bill Foster: Pardon me, but that’s bullshit. You see, I don’t think anything’s wrong with the street. I think you’re just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know that if you don’t spend the projected amount this year, you don’t get the same amount next year! Now I want you to admit that THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!
Construction Worker: Fuck you, pal.
Bill Foster: You’re not gonna hold us hostage here with all your yellow lights and big trucks.
Construction Worker: (notices the gun on Foster’s belt) Look, I’m just here to stop people from falling in, that’s all.
Bill Foster: I want to hear it from you. Come on, what’s wrong with the street?
Construction Worker: I really don’t know, I think it might be a sewer job.
Bill foster: You’re lying. What’s wrong with the street?
Construction Worker: Nothing.
Bill Foster: I KNEW it. — Falling Down